Very High End Escorts Are Like Superheroes
I remember the first time I saw that T-shirt doing the rounds online. It read, “Training to be Batman’s Wife.”
Cute at first glance, sure, but the message niggled at me all evening while I steamed my dress and checked routes across London.
The story it told was simple. Be the support act. Be adjacent to power. Be the side note in someone else’s legend. A writer named PJ called it out perfectly in a blog post that resonated with me and many of my friends in the industry: “The idea that you should settle for being married to or sleeping with someone awesome instead of being the awesome person is insulting.”
She went further, and I felt every word: “F*** being Batman’s wife. I want to be Batman.”
That is exactly how a Very High End escort survives in London. We are not sidekicks. We are the protagonists. Our work asks for the same mix of discipline, intuition and cool-headed problem-solving you would expect from a caped crusader, minus the cape and plus better shoes.
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My origin story
No radioactive spiders. No billionaire inheritance. Just a choice.
I realised I was exceptional at reading people, steering conversations, planning evenings to the minute, and creating a calm, luxurious bubble around stressed executives and world-tired travellers. I liked the combination of hospitality, theatre and business. I also liked being in charge of my own time. I joined VHE because the agency treated me like a professional from day one, not an accessory.
I learned to build a personal code. I set boundaries. I designed experiences with intention. None of that is passive. Night after night, I am the one who sets the tone, who notices the detail others miss, who keeps everyone safe, comfortable and seen.
The suit, the tools, the prep
The wardrobe is our armour. The calendar is our tactical map. The phone is our comms hub. Superhero energy comes from preparation.
Before a booking, I do a full kit check. Eveningwear pressed and ready. Flats in the tote for late-night escapes from cobbles. Portable charger. Backup lipstick. Taxi options saved for every stage of the night. Restaurant briefing notes. Dietary preferences. Conversation touchpoints. Exit strategy if the chemistry is off. I confirm with our bookings manager, notify my check-in contact, then do a short centring routine. Deep breath. Back straight. Smile warm, not forced. I step into the role with presence.
The code: consent, clarity and control
People imagine glamour. There is glamour. What they rarely see is the leadership. Consent is not a nice-to-have in my world. It is the rule that keeps everything elegant. The line between mood and muddle is clarity. I set it early and keep it steady.
I start with a clear brief. I make sure expectations are aligned. I am warm, but I am also precise. This is what I can do. This is what I will not do. This is how the evening will flow. When clients relax inside a strong structure, the night feels effortless for both of us. The paradox is lovely. The more I lead, the more they can exhale.
Gotham on the Piccadilly line
London after dark is a comic book panel.
The skyline glows, the traffic hums, the hotel lobbies bloom with orchids and low voices. I drift in like a well-kept secret and keep my focus across the whole frame. Doorways. Lifts. Who is nearby? Where the staff are. How the host clocks us when we arrive. Situational awareness is not drama. It is quiet choreography.
Some nights it is Kensington. Marble foyers, townhouse dinners, late galleries, silk and candlelight. If that is your scene, you already know that VHE’s high-class Kensington escorts understand the neighbourhood’s rhythm. We know which maître d’ has the last booth, which exhibition is open late, which bar still makes a proper martini after midnight. We glide, we talk, we laugh, and somehow time slows down in the best way.
The team behind the mask
Every hero has allies. At VHE we operate as a real team.
Bookers who brief me with care. Drivers who notice when a street feels wrong. Reception who check in at agreed times, then leave me to run the show. That trust lets me bring my best to the client, because the basics are handled by people who care about excellence.
When something unexpected happens, the support clicks in immediately. A restaurant loses our reservation, a driver takes a wrong turn, a flight arrives two hours late. We do not panic. We adapt. We re-route, rebook and resettle the energy. Calm is contagious.
Superpowers you do not see
Here are the skills that matter most in my line of work.
- Emotional intelligence. Clients arrive with lives that do not pause for our booking. I listen, sense what will help, then shape the tone.
- Cultural fluency. I read the room, the country and the context. I keep up with art, sport, politics and design because it enriches every conversation.
- Timing. The best evenings have a rhythm. You do not rush magic. You also do not let it drift.
- Discretion. The world can stay noisy. My world stays sealed. What happens in that bubble belongs to my client and me.
- De-escalation. If something starts to wobble, I steer it back to safe ground. Diffuse with humour. Redirect with grace.
- Aftercare. When the night ends, I do a soft landing. Car called, door closed, message sent to confirm I am home. Then I switch off and decompress.
None of this shows on Instagram. All of it makes the difference.
A night in the life
Tonight is a returning client, a founder in town for board meetings.
We agreed on early drinks, then a private view at a small gallery. He likes conversation that loops between strategy and sculpture, so I prepare a few prompts. We met in the hotel bar. His shoulders drop the moment he sees me. That is part of the service, the relief of being with someone who has already solved the evening.
We talk. He laughs for the first time that day.
The gallery curator brings out a piece he would have missed without the call I made that afternoon. We stroll through quiet streets. I notice he is walking fast, so I slow the pace and set a gentler cadence. Back at the hotel I make sure the concierge has the package he needs for the morning.
The elevator doors close. He thanks me for being the calmest part of a chaotic week. That stays with me, because calm is not passive. Calm is power under control.
Businesswoman behind the glamour
I run a small enterprise with a brand attached to my name.
I budget. I track goals. I invest in skincare that works rather than trends that fade. I train, not for dress size, but for stamina. I block out study time. I update my wardrobe with purpose. I work with photographers who understand that elegance beats shock value. I do my taxes on time.
There is ownership in every line of that list. It is the opposite of the “Batman’s wife” script. PJ’s line echoes in my head whenever culture tries to shrink us. “The idea that you should settle for being married to or sleeping with someone awesome instead of being the awesome person is insulting.” I am an awesome person in my own story. That is the standard.
The villains we face
Not every foe wears a mask.
Some are myths that follow us around. That we are damaged. That we are disposable. That we cannot be professionals because our work lives in the evening. None of these ideas survive contact with reality at VHE. Professionalism is the baseline. Respect is non-negotiable. The agency protects it. We protect it. Our clients choose us because of it.
Then there is judgement. People who have never met me, never asked a question, feel free to write my character in their heads. I keep doing the work. I keep telling the truth. I do not need to convince anyone. I simply live the evidence.
Why the superhero metaphor matters
Superheroes are not super because they never fear.
They are super because they act with principle in the presence of fear. The job asks that of me. Walk into new spaces with poise. Treat strangers with dignity. Make a little haven out of an ordinary Tuesday. Protect my privacy, my body and my time. Be generous without being porous. It is a balance. It is a craft.
The main reason I love the metaphor is agency. A superhero owns her choices. She does not sit around waiting for the story to pick her. She walks into the frame and changes the energy of the room. That is what I do.
To the next generation
I sometimes meet younger women who are curious about this world. They ask how to start, how to stay safe, how to stay themselves.
I tell them the truth. Set your code first. Build your network before your wardrobe. Keep your mind sharp and your circle small.
Listen to PJ, who saw straight through the cute slogan to the trap inside it. “Fuck being Batman’s wife. I want to be Batman.” If this is your path, take the lead from day one. You are not training to stand beside greatness. You are training to stand in it.
The last word
That T-shirt tried to make the side role feel aspirational. It failed because it forgot how good it feels to be the protagonist.
My work is not about pretending to be someone else’s fantasy. It is about creating an evening that lets two people feel fully present, fully respected and fully at ease. That takes skill. That takes nerve. That takes a kind of everyday heroism I am proud to practise.
I leave you with PJ’s rallying cry, the one I carry with me from lobby to lift, from gallery to glass of champagne. “F*** being Batman’s wife. I want to be Batman.” So do I. And on the best nights in London, I am.
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